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Sea Monsters
Angry Cloud - Ship is rained on with otherwise clear skies.
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1 - 3 Chicken of the Sea - Aquatic Cocatrice, poisonous, but spicy white-meat if you kill it.
4 - 6 -06 Giant Turtle - 60’ to 600' shell. Appears to be false island. Goes under when shipwrecked sailors swim to it.
7 - 9 Ginormous Turtle - Has mountains and waterfalls on it. Long snaking head can pluck visitors off it for snacks.
10 - 15 Sum Fish - 1d12 Giant 18' fish. Each fish in the school, increases the size of all others, by +18’ feet in length.
16 Treasure Whale - Whale filled with doubloons. Notoriously hard to catch, but drawn to fair maidens exposing their assets. Sometimes to feet.
17 - 24 No Monster Encountered
25 - 28 Flock of Seagulls - English ships gain +2 Morale, other nationalities -2
29 - 35 Angry Cloud - Ship is rained on with otherwise clear skies.
36 - 40 Albatross - Lucky kill, any sailor who shoots it gets 2d6 Doubloons
41 - 60 No Monster Encountered
61 - 62 Pir Ship - Armed Sloop with gigantic library of stollen books, mostly pornography, available for free
63 - 70 Pirate Ship - Predatory ship that will kill you and take your stuff
71 - 76 Pirat-e Ship - As above, but the crew is specialized in a martial art that is baffling and effective. "Pira-teh”
77 - 83 No Monster Encountered
84 Kraken - Terrifyingly huge octopus like sea hunter. SO. MANY. TENTACLES.
85 - 86 Karen - Female Kraken, Demands to speak to captain. Wants specific crew fiung off into the sea.
87 - 88 Sea Serpent - 200' long sea-snake, coils can crush a ship to splinters. Bad news
89 - 90 Si-Serpent - 80’ Telepathic serpent that can mentally talk Spaniards into doing their worst desires
91 - 94 Siren - Loud, annoying monster that hangs out on rocky crags. An auditory "light house." Has treasure tho.
95 Megalodon - Shark with a maw the size a galleon wearing nerd glasses. Answers to "Meg.” Polite if approached properly
96 Duck of Doom - 120' Duck. Ill tempered.
97 Maelstrom - An intelligent whirlpool that sucks down entire ships and sometimes, small seafaring nations
98 - 99 Malestrom - Macho whirlpool given to posturing and misogyny. Flees from a fight.
100 Sea Monkeys - Aquatic primates that scale the ship and carry off sailors in the night. See "Earl Otis Deep One"