| 1 | Blood Eagle - Rib cage broken from the back and opened, with lungs pulled out and draped over broken ribs to "look like wings.” |
| 2 | Flayed Alive - Hung upside dovm (to preserve blood pressure to the head), ‘cured’ with boiling water poured over all skin areas, then circular cuts around wrists and ankles and skin pulled off. Ouch. |
| 3 | The Hooks - Thrown from a high wall with numerous sharpened hooks at various angles below to catch the subject and hold them, mostly alive, until they expire (or rip and keep falling to more hooks!) |
| 4 | Boiled in Oil - Thrown into pot of boiling oil which will burn off skin layer by layer |
| 5 | Oubliette - Thrown in hole to be forgotten sbout and slowly starved to death. Might get rain-water. Might not. |
| 6 | Broken On Wheel- Arms and legs broken in multiple places and threaded through the spokes of a wooden wheel. Wheel is then mounted. Birds be all "OOh! Defenseless Tasty Eyes! |
| 7 | Hanged Drawn and Quartered - Harder than it sounds .. . and more painful. Horses have a hard time pulling you apart without some help with additional cuts. You also aren't hanged until dead. |
| 8 - 9 | Impalement - wooden spike run through lower cavity along spine, tilted to avoid vital organs. When reaching the "near top” it is hammered through with a mallet. Subject, still alive is then tilted up. Q Iron Maiden - Forced to listen to 70’s metal until subject is mentally defeated (the historically accurate version) |
| 10 | Immurement - Buried alive / Bricked up in a wall. Bad way to go, but there is often some good wine nearby, if you can get it. |
| 11 | Crucifixion - Hung on wooden pole with arms outstretched. Slowly suffocate as strength fails. May get stabbed. Famously bad way to go. |
| 12 - 1411 | Stupefaction - Forced to read every Neal Stephenson book, looking for a satisfying ending. |
| 1412 - 12 | Fate Worse than Death |
