| 1 | Bugbear: Adorable tardigrade. Nearly microscopic, AC 22, CON 19, HP 27, immune to all chemicals and atmospheric effects. Level 1 Monster |
| 2 | AwlBear: A bear with a head that is a long, tapered metal spike. ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING!! RUN!! Spears targets in leather armor. Level 9 Monster |
| 3 | Gobblin’ : 16' two headed voracious turkey. Dangerous and delicious. Level 5 Monster. |
| 4 | Hexo'puss: Six tentacled tiger-kitten. Soft, fuzzy, and deadly. Highly intelligent. Fascinated by prying knights out of armored shells to devour the tasty interiors. Level 7 Monster |
| 5 | Grey Goo: Nano-destructor swarm. Turns everything biological into more grey goo. Turns non-biological material into biological material and then grey goo. Level 2 Monster 2x Level per hour. |
| 6 | Thesaurus: Overly educated 9' tall T-Rex. Wears glasses. Will masticate wayfarers caustically. Level 5 Monster |
| 7 | Toast: Burnt spirit of the undead. See-through floating sheet with dark eyes, but over-done. Crunchy when struck with magical weapon. Delicious with Jam. Level 3 Monster (requires magical weapons to hit) |
| 8 | Umpire: Heavily armored Level 1 blood drinking undead. Level 1, but touch Level drains. |
| 9 | Lizard Person: Lawful Evil reptile person who can wear human skin and take the visage of others when killed. Destined to rise in politics. Level 3 |
| 10 | Berserk Barbarian Hobbit: Scarier than it sounds. Level 5. |
| 11 | Stacy: Beautiful ghostly vision. beguiles male viewers but turns them in undead-cels by touch. Can only be hit by magical weapons: Level 7 monster |
| 12 | FriendZoned Apparition: Victim of the Stacy. Intangible, moaning, complaining translucent image of a drained subject. Unable to have sex due to insubstantiality, they are forever horny and pissed. Level 3 Monster |
| 13 | Umbrage Hulk: Giant, chitinous creature 12' tall with all kinds of maws and talons and spikes. It is armored and powerful, however, if insulted or treated rudely, retreats in huffy offense. Level 12 |
| 14 | Giant Spy-ders. Extremely sneaky spiders that surveil and follow targets. They attempt to steal magic items, spell books, and other trade secrets. Stealth +12. Toxin, Armor, Level 4 monster |
| 15 | Giant Slug. Not overly dangerous, but if it finds your domicile, moves in and just lays on your sofa, watching puppet theater or something. NEVER does dishes. 100 HP though. Level 2, |
| 16 | Gnat Slug. Tiny flying slug. Comes in waves. Wisdom roll at -3 or COMPLETELY F'ING LOSE IT! GAAHHH! THEY'RE ON ME! I'M SLIMED!!! AHHH! Level 1 |
| 17 | Color Out Of Space. The color is purple. It's unnatural and hideous and it makes everything else around you just a little more purple. It spreads and corrupts. Purple. Who knew? Requires magical banishment |
| 18 | The Smell Out of Time: Barbarian socks. Worn for 300 straight days and never washed. Constitution roll at -4 or suffer grandly until location of the socks are found. Level 0 Monster |
| 19 | Sound out of ***. -4 to stealth checks. Blame it on the Barbarian. Slient but deadly too. Level 0 Monster. |
| 20 | GoJira: Asian Trarasque. VERY sensitive concerning a "Who stole from who” argument Level 1 mages and clerics always argue about. Enraged when compared to anything ‘French.’ Level 100+ monster. |
